Link 16 Jun AskFemKarkatVoice - Entry 8»

NEW VOICE ENTRY USING MY NEWLY ALCHEMIZED MICROPHONE. ENJOY NOOKSNIFFERS

Text 14 Jun OOC and ask box open

((got myself a new mic today, so bring on some questions for me to use it))

Text 6 Jun

andthentheresthisone asked: omg you adorable dumbutt. hey maybe its your network or somefin?

((or it could just be that I’m technologically challenged ))

Text 5 Jun FUCK INSOMNIA

FUCK IT WITH A RUSTY FUCKING SPOON. SERIOUSLY ALL I WANT IS SOME NICE, DREAM-BUBBLE-LESS SLEEP BUT I HAVE TO LIE HERE STARING AT THE CEILING OF MY RESPITE BLOCK…. A-FUCKING-GAIN. I HAVE SHIT I HAVE TO GET DONE AND NEED ENERGY FOR! GODDAMMIT BODY, JUST LET ME GET SOME FUCKING REST. 

JUST GOING TO STARE AT MY BORING ASS BACKGROUND OF THIS FUCK-FORSAKEN BLOG UNTIL MY OCULAR GLOBES FINALLY CLOSE AND I’M WHISKED OFF TO SLEEP…. HOPEFULLY.

Link 5 Jun AskFemKarkatVoice - Entry 7»

TOO FUCKING TIRED TO PUT ANY MORE EFFORT INTO THESE ASKS BUT I TOOK CARE OF THEM, BE GRATEFUL FOR THE LACK OF RANTING, IF I HAD FULL AWARENESS OF WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING INSTEAD OF BEING HALF-ASLEEP, I’M SURE I COULD HAVE TALKED YOUR FUCKING EARS OFF. 

ALSO, I REALIZE MY MIC QUALITY IS SHITTY AS HELL. I’M WORKING ON ALCHEMIZING A SEMI-DECENT ONE BUT IT’S NOT AS EASY AS IT FUCKING SOUNDS, SO DEAL WITH IT NOOKSTAINS.

Text 4 Jun

Anonymous asked: Just so you know, Karkat only says fuckass once in the actual comic

((ok, so I wasn’t going to respond to these, but seriously… this is like the third time I’ve gotten this message so I’m responding now. First, yes I realize Karkat only says “fuckass” once in the comic. However, that doesn’t mean that he never says it ever other than that one time. It’s not a word he uses often (at least not as often as some Karkats that go “Fuckass, fuckass, fuckass” and shit) but that doesn’t mean he only uses it once in his life. Second, if you actually listened to my entries, you would realize I’ve not said fuckass even once…… That being said FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKASS!!!!))

Link 2 Jun AskFemKarkatVoice - Entry 6»

VOICE ENTRY 6 ONLY A LITTLE MORE THAN 24 HOURS AFTER THE LAST ENTRY… THANKS FOR THE ASKS, MAKES ME FEEL THAT THIS BLOG MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WORTH SOMETHING… MAYBE

Link 31 May AskFemKarkatVoice - Entry 5»

APPARENTLY NO ONE LIKED THE IDEA OF LISTENING TO ME RANTING ABOUT BOOKS AND MOVIES AND MY OPINIONS ON THEM SO HERE’S THE ANSWERS TO THE MOST RECENT ASKS

((I also uploaded one blooper of me fucking up the sh sound over and over if anyone wants to hear that, just go find it from my profile

Text 27 May 3 notes GIVE ME SOME DAMN ASKS

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, I CAN’T DO THIS IF I DON’T HAVE ANY ASKS TO FUCKING ANSWER…. ALL OF MY… WHAT, 5? FOLLOWERS REBLOG THIS SHIT OR SOMETHING SO I CAN GET SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS. OTHERWISE I’M GONNA START GIVING LIKE…. I DON’T KNOW FUCKING BOOK OR MOVIE REVIEWS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND LET’S BE HONEST, NO ONE WANTS TO BE SUBJECTED TO THAT.

Audio 21 May

ATTEMPTING TO SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT FUCKING PLAY ON THE ACTUAL DAMN SITE INSTEAD OF JUST BEING A LINK BECAUSE I HAVE FUCK-ALL ELSE TO DO

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